My mind was elsewhere, when my good lady wife came into the room and said; "Murray's coming out at Wimbledon."
And I thought; "Yes, it all fits. The body image consciousness, the desire to excel, the reticence in talking or to disclose personal details, the powerful mother figure with cropped hair - even the pretty girlfriend as a 'f*ck you' to the straight male world. Good for you, Andy, I'm sure you will be happier and will go on to great things."
And then I woke up.
